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| WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 28: U.S. President Barack Obama laughs during the 2012 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner held at the Washington Hilton on April 28, 2012 in Washington, DC. This was the 98th annual dinner and was hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (Image credit: Getty Images via @daylife) |
Best lines from last night's White House Correspondents' Association dinner:
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA:
-"In the next 100 days I will learn to go off the prompter, and Joe Biden will learn to stay on the prompter."
-"In the next 100 days our bipartisan outreach will be so successful that even John Boehner will consider becoming a Democrat ... After all we have a lot in common. He is a person of color... although not a color that appears in the natural world."
-"In the next 100 days we will house train our dog Bo. Because the last thing Tim Geithner needs is someone else treating him like a fire hydrant."
-"We had been rivals during the campaign. But these days we could not be closer. In fact, the second she got back from Mexico, she pulled me into a hug and gave me a big kiss. Told me I had better get down there myself."
--"Tomorrow is Mother’s Day. I do have to say, this is a tough holiday for Rahm because he is not used to saying the word 'day' after 'mother.'"
President Obama:
From YouTube, Comic Wanda Sykes:
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