Funny Video: Stephen Colbert Prepares Us 4 Life Without Glenn Beck

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From Denny:  This is pretty funny stuff as Stephen shows the Beck clips of "end of the world backpacks" every household should stash. It's got at least two weeks worth of freeze dried food that tastes yummy, according to Beck. Then Colbert goes on to lampoon the remaining stragglers of advertisers still willing to show their face, uh, their products on the Glenn Beck show.


Oh, here let me help them. These are the advertisers who dropped Beck and ran for their corporate lives:

Glenn Beck Surviving Advertisers List - feel free to contact them as suggested by Beck supporters and let them know how very much you appreciate them. :) 

American Advisors Group
info@aagreverse.com
1-800-850-1356

American Petroleum Institute
202-682-8000

Carbonite
david.friend@carbonite.com
1-877-665-4466

Chattem Inc.
423-821-4571

Consumer Debt Advocate
1-800-258-0973

Dish Network
Tammy.Timmons@echostar.com
Ira.Bahr@echostar.com
Phil.Klein@echostar.com

FreeScore
rob@mediafirstpr.com

Goldline
info@goldline.com
1-877-376-2646

Imperial Structured Settlements
info@imprl.com
1-866-744-9935

IRSTaxAgreements.com
1-888-550-1540

Lifelock
mike@lifelock.com
marketing@lifelock.com
480-682-5100

Merit Financial
Rosland Capital
ServPro clewis@servpronet.com

Sokolove Law
info@sokolovelaw.com

State of Utah
travel@utah.gov
1-800-200-1160

Sun Setter Retractable Awnings
jonathan@sunsetter.com
1-800-876-2340

Tax Masters
info@txmstr.com

Zero Technologies (Zero Water)
customerservice@zerowater.com
zeroteam@jbcumberland.com
1-800-503-2939


And now for Stephen Colbert humor to make your day right with grinning satire:

Monday, April 4, 2011
The GlennPocalypse
The Emergency Beckpack is filled with everything needed to survive in a post-Glenn world, including beef stroganoff. (03:57)

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From Denny: Did any of us think the long rambling weird reign of foul-mouthed Glenn Beck would ever stop? Well, even FOX News has had enough and told him last week his show was canceled. He will depart the end of the year when his contract ends. Well, it never was real news, just imagined news.

For months comics have lampooned Beck's messianic Hitler style attitude and declarations. Well, even Beck's fans began to evaporate. Turns out in January his fan base began dwindling. Originally, at the height of his nightly viewership was clocked at about three million.

A show on a network has to top well over seven million to stay on the air. Well, by January, Beck's viewership was down by one million. It was amazing that two million people tuned into to listen to his strange - and often violent - ramblings. It does make you wonder if Beck helped destabilize millions of other people, causing them to tip over the edge to insanity.

It was incredible the top notch advertisers on this show - big names like GE, BMW, various Big Banks, you name them. So why did Beck suddenly lose 30 percent of his advertisers in one quick sweep? Why did Beck lose 30 percent of his viewership in just one month? Why is Beck continuing to bleed viewers and advertisers at the rate of about 5 percent erosion a month?

News Analysis: Soul-Searching in America Over Giffords Shooting

How the politics of violence has become the national conversation. Political cartoons too.

From Denny: With the outrageous heinous shooting this week of Democratic Congresswoman, Gabrielle Giffords, has come some serious soul-searching in America. It's about time and past due for about three decades now - ever since the rise to power of vitriol-rhetoric spewing Republicans.

Father of hate speech Newt Gingrich 

It all began with the rise to power of conservative former GOP Speaker Newt Gingrich when he came from Ohio into Georgia and was elected in a very conservative district in 1978. I remember, while living in Atlanta, his rise to power and commented how this would not bode well for America for decades to come. Hate speech-fear promoters and insincere morality screamers always prove destructive to a nation. And now that famous mathematical exponential curve has reached its peak when it reveals that violent political discourse leads to violent acts of assassination.