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Monday, October 18, 2010

Roundup of Late Nite Jokes and Videos - 18 Oct 2010

Check out this week's late night jokes, latest cartoons, funniest video clips from Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart.


From Denny: Do these guys get any funnier? Well, our politics of late have gone from sad to funny to bizarre to laugh out loud funny - giving the late night comedians plenty of joke material.

Who knew a witch would run for the Senate? Who knew loud hypocritcal Tea Party wingnuts could get any traction with voters? The mainstream political parties of the Republicans and the Democrats had better get off the corporate milk nipples and start taking care of the people. Get down to really governing instead of worrying about staying in office for your own welfare.


Monday, October 11, 2010

Monday Lite: Roundup of Late Night Jokes and Videos - 11 Oct 2010

Check out the late night comics and cartoonists as they dissect American culture and politics: ruthlessly.




From Denny: Can the political season get any weirder than this one? It sure fits with the Halloween season. I mean, when have we ever had an actual witch from a bizarrely named political party, the Tea Party, running for the Senate? How low can you go? Well, we already have a troop of liars in Congress pitting themselves against the middle class and working class of this country, sending jobs overseas. That's pretty bad.



Make sure you get out and vote Democrat, even if you have to hold your nose against what smells because the Republican and Tea Party candidates are actually far worse. The Republicans and Tea Party are actively pursuing abolishing the minimum wage. Just when you thought wages couldn't get any lower, the Republicans are working on reducing that too. They want to abolish your health care and Social Security. If they can't get Social Security reduced or abolished they want to give those billions of dollars over to Wall Street to "invest" into their back pockets.

Stand up and vote this November! Stop the madness. The good politicians, who are not corporate politicians, need our help as they are overwhelmed with crooks. Throw the bums out this election season. Make your voice heard. And remember, you don't have "bitching rights" if you don't vote. Guess you can tell this Democrat votes in every off-year election, every primary, every time local or federal government throws out the voting booths. This girl has "bitching rights."



Funny Videos featured:

Funny Video: Colbert Looks At Tea Party Coloring Books For Kids

Funny Video: Jon Stewart Comments On CNN Firing Bigot Rick Sanchez

Funny Video: Jon Stewart Scorches Big Banks 4 Accidental Foreclosures

Funny Video: Jon Stewart Reveals Rednecks Living in Delaware

Funny Video: Jon Stewart Reveals Rally to Restore Sanity Location

Funny Video: Colbert Fuses Halloween Holiday With March To Keep Fear Alive



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Friday, October 1, 2010

Funny Video: Colbert Proposes Christine ODonnell Witch Test

Stephen Colbert as the fictional Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert as the fictional Stephen Colbert (Photo credit: Wikipedia)






From Denny:  Colbert knows how to solve the problem with vetting candidates formerly known as witches: the drowning test.


If she sinks and dies her reputation is cleared. If she floats, well, all bets are off.

Funny Video: March to Keep Fear Alive Media Coverage

Stephen Colbert
Cover of Stephen Colbert




From Denny:  Stephen's greatest fear is that he's not getting enough media attention for his March to Keep Fear Alive


Monday, August 23, 2010

Funny Video: Colbert on America as The Straight Meat in a Big Gay Sandwich

*** Outrageous Colbert labels America as the straight meat filling of a gay sandwich since Canada and Mexico legalized gay marriage.







From Denny: Just when you think Colbert can't get any more outrageous, well, here he is with his usual grinning ridiculous. He does so love to lampoon any sacred cow a society even thinks it might get to venerate. In this case that's the Republican conservative idea of marriage is only meant for men and women, not men and men or women and women.

So, what does a self-respecting comic do with controversial taboo subjects in a culture? Why lampoon them from every angle, like the newly legalized gay marriage laws in Canada and Mexico.

America is still struggling with the notion of affording gays full human status. It is amazing how less than one percent of the population can actually be a wedge issue politically but the Republicans keep beating the drum to keep their base engaged. That base has now dwindled down to the range of 17 to 20 percent of the country, from a high of 48 percent.

"Invasion Of The Country Snatchers," is where Colbert lays out his concerns about the "invasion" of our country by immigrants, saying "This land has not seen this big a foreign invasion since the May Flower landed."

However, Colbert admitted he's "more concerned about our own gay citizens fleeing to Mexico or Canada where gay marriage is legal. This makes America the straight meat in a big, gay sandwich." Such is the funny Colbert logic.

Colbert asks: "Who will we turn to when we need a second class group of citizens to marginalize? This mosque thing isn't going to last forever."


Monday, July 5, 2010

Funny Video: Colbert Lampoons BPs Positive Spin On Oil Spill

*** Watch comic Colbert scourge BP Planet Magazine for its idiotic positive spin on the oil disaster still unfolding in the Gulf of Mexico.





From Denny: Only a patriotic American like Colbert could find and read the obscure BP's in-house online magazine called BP Planet which sounds like "Third Rock From The Sun" to me. Then again it sounds like a Sarah Palin strategy for taking over the world in 90 days or less.

Colbert pulls out his comedy sledgehammer and pounds on BP's positive spin lube job about the environmental disaster still unfolding in the Gulf of Mexico - courtesy of BP's bumbling.

As an American, Colbert is aghast at the idiotic "feel-good stories" as featured highlights in BP Planet that claim they are creating jobs for Americans as clean up crews on the polluted beaches. Colbert blasts BP Planet as a ridiculous pompous publication that is "all the news that's fit to underestimate by 50,000 barrels."




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Monday, June 14, 2010

Funny Colbert, Stewart Video: BP Perplexed Stock Value Sinks

*** Colbert has fun with the BP numbers like $82 billion in loss to their stock value since the oil spill disaster.





From Denny: According to Colbert (and all of America) BP is a soulless corporate giant hell bent on killing all life on the East Coast. After all, the Big Business multinational company reasons, who cares about things that swim in the ocean? We can scoop up the oil and sell it for salad dressing to the food companies. Who's going to know the difference? The real question dogging BP is why is our stock still nose-diving down and off the cliff? We wonder why our shareholders have no confidence in us any more. Well, Colbert will be glad to explain it all to you, Tony, in simplest terms, of course.