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| Mark Sanford -- He's Back! (Photo credit: Mike Licht, NotionsCapital.com) |
Here's a roundup of the late-night comics, enjoy. Also, was laughing over at YouTube yesterday and included this little video gem.
Update April 2013: Since Mark Sanford is crazy enough to step back into politics after trespassing and snooping around in his now four years later ex-wife's home, we might as well give another round of the jokes that drove him out of office in the first place. This guy is such a loser and, women, well, we have no use for such a manipulative loser. What was this guy thinking? Really?
Late Show
David Letterman: This Ahmadinejad guy, during all those protests keeping a very low profile in Iran. His staff said he was hiking.
David Letterman: President Obama, this guy takes everything seriously. He's very upset about what's going on in Iran. As a matter of fact, today he announced that he is going to stop smoking camels.
The Tonight Show
Conan O'Brien: People were shocked because Republicans traditionally don't do well with Hispanic women.
Conan O'Brien: South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford admitted to having a mistress from Argentina. That's right. Then there was an awkward moment as he waited for someone to give him a high five.
Late Night
Jimmy Fallon: On July 14 everybody, President Obama will throw out the first pitch at the all-star game in St. Louis. That's pretty cool. Yeah, but Joe Biden will be on hand to commit the first error.
Jimmy Fallon: When our governor in California goes to South America to unwind, he does the right thing. He brings an entire film crew with him to videotape. (Video shown of young Arnold with scantily clad Carnival dancers). By the way, that's the man who runs our whole giant state.
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