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Sunday, December 29, 2013

Jon Stewart Celebrates Liar Outrageous Funny CIA Fraud John Beale

Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

3 funny videos.
From Denny:  Bored with reading the news in print or online?  Want to spice it up with some jokes about the truth of the news with a side dish of critical thinking?  Look no further because one of America's beloved comics is to the rescue: Jon Stewart of The Daily Show.

This news story is about an incredible Liar Outrageous, a 65-year-old bored guy named John Beale.  He was a former top deputy, a senior policy adviser at the Office of Air and Radiation and extremely well paid at the EPA.

Of course, the CIA probably thought it was hilarious that Beale was claiming to work for them.  Lots of people claim to work for the CIA.  Of course, Beale had never worked for the IC (intelligence community).  Beale never visited Vietnam where he claimed to have contracted malaria during service as a way to explain his prolonged disappearances from work.

Others claim to be Navy Seals.  Even I outted a false Navy Seal a few years back who was scamming a pack of gullible acquaintances.  Yeah, they were impressionable Republican voters that would dutifully believe a Liar Outrageous.  Leave it to the liberal to catch on first.  It's amazing how much people enjoy being lied to every day, especially if it's someone claiming to be a patriot, a hero.  Sometimes, you really wonder if Truth took a permanent walk since terrorism became a national obsession - and a huge money maker for those government contractor third parties.

John Beale is the poster child for what people don't like about slackers, especially if they happen to work for the federal government.  (See Fox News and the Republican Party about government workers in general.)  These days, millions of people are thrilled to have a job, even a crappy one.  Then this putz has the nerve to disrespect the taxpayers who gave him said job and ridiculous bonuses and high pay.

Turns out Beale skipped work for 2.5 years out of 13 years.  Can you imagine what your boss would say if you dared to miss that much work?  Yeah, priceless.  Which really makes you wonder where Beale's boss, Gina McCarthy, was all this time:  clueless and certainly not paying attention, that's for sure.

Beale was one busy slackin' and lyin' and lazin' around kind of guy.  He cheated the government out of $886, 186.  For his lying and cheating he was sentenced to 32 months in prison and repayment.  Not a bad rap for all the fun he enjoyed for over a decade.  This guy claimed to be suffering from malaria so he could get a parking space worth $200 a month for a job he didn't show up to do.  All this lying really makes you wonder if this guy was really interacting with a bad case of early onset dementia or good old-fashioned depraved indifference.

From U. S. Attorney Ronald Machen, Jr.:  "John Beale spent a decade telling one fantastic lie after another to steal our tax dollars.  At some point, his commitment to public service warped into a sense of entitlement fueled by greed."

Get this:  Beale also bilked the U. S. government for another $57,235 for an imaginary CIA research project that was never completed - or sanctioned by the CIA.  But hey! it involved at least five trips to California while not submitting a leave request and continuing to draw his EPA salary.  It gets better:  he retires and continues to receive an EPA paycheck.   Let's just chalk that up to "EPA spending oversights," as labeled by the agency's inspector general.  Unbelievable.

Apparently, Jon Stewart also found it equally incredulous.  Check out the fun Stewart had with this news story - like a giddy cat tossing catnip into the air and not caring at all where it landed.  Enjoy!


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Tuesday, December 24, 2013

U.S. Govt, NSA, NORAD Surveil Santa On Christmas Eve: Follow His Global Journey

NORAD Tracks Santa Tracking Map
NORAD Tracks Santa Tracking Map (Photo credit: Wikipedia)



4 funny videos and a lot of satire too.
From Denny:  Go ahead; set aside your paranoia about the intrusive oppressiveness of world governments - at least on Christmas Eve.  Real people like us at our house know that as long as Santa lives no one can successfully take over the world or be the boss of us.  We believe!

You see, Santa is not a terrorist unless you claim he is because for centuries he has aggressively marketed and promoted goodness and goodwill toward all.  World governments and diplomats could take lessons in good attitude and right intentions from Santa.

The U.S. Government, via the NSA and NORAD are diligently following this holiday UFO in our airspace.  Come to think of it, the NSA is following everything in everyone's airspace too all over the globe.

These sure are some nosey guys over there at the NSA.  Either that or they have nothing better to do with their time than lavishly spend taxpayers' money on vacuuming data they will never use and that has still not led to one terrorist arrest.

Could Santa Be A Terrorist?

Want to refute the NSA argument that Santa could be a terrorist?  Well, just who is The Big Red Guy anyway?  Could Santa actually be a terrorist?...


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Sunday, December 22, 2013

A Christmas Post: Funny Charlie Brown Christmas Flash Mob: NYC Snoopy Boogie



Snoopy hit the streets of New York in this flash mob.

A Christmas Post: Funny Charlie Brown Christmas Flash Mob: NYC Snoopy Boogie: From Denny:  Ready for some holiday fun?  Nothing like a Christmas themed flash mob to make you smile.  Dancing to the famous Peanuts comic strip tune, "It's A Charlie Brown Christmas" a flash mob entertained New York City this week, recreating the animated original.  Schroeder banged away on his famous piano.  Linus danced with his security blanket.  Snoopy was truly larger than life and danced his doggy boogie, stealing the show.  Get a grin and enjoy this cute video, guaranteed to melt away all that holiday shopping stress!




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Spread some happiness all during the holiday season and beyond!

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Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Afghanistan: Pull The Plug NOW, 2 Funny Daily Show Videos

Hamid Karzai - Caricature
Hamid Karzai - Caricature (Photo credit: DonkeyHotey)


From Denny:  How many times does this President need for Afghanistan's Karzai to stick his finger in Obama's eye before he finally slaps back?  "President" Karzai was supposed to sign the security pact with the United States, then President Obama gave him a Tick Tock delay to sign it by the end of December.  Karzai is still negotiating for more and more and as outrageous as he can, claiming he will not sign until his conditions are met - not signing until maybe April 2014.  Karzai arrogantly dangles this possibility in front of Obama's nose like a gold-plated carrot.

So, President Obama sends as his envoy National Security Adviser Susan Rice to talk some sense into Karzai.  Did Karzai listen?  Of course not; he was as odious as ever.  Fortunately, Rice is tough enough to hold her own and I'm sure she gave Karzai an earful before she left steaming mad.  While she was at it here's hoping she threw a few elbows for good measure.  But then why would Obama send a woman to be so abused by a guy whose culture does not respect women?  Afghans treat women worse than starving feral dogs.  I guess Rice can count herself lucky she escaped without her nose and ears cut off by local crazies.

Which brings me to just what is Hamid Karzai?  Well, he's the puppet government first installed by President Bush 43 in December 2001.  Karzai does not control the country of Afghanistan.  He has a somewhat tenuous hold upon the capital city and that's it.  His brother was a drug lord while Karzai played at being President, giving a more respectably appearing, though deceptive, veneer to the international community.  At best Afghanistan is a smoke and mirrors government masquerading as legitimate.

Next in the story line was that Karzai's drug lord brother was killed by a rival faction.  It fell upon Karzai to take over the day-to-day dealings of the drug lord business while play acting at international politics.  In the past year or so, the various drug lords have allied themselves with assorted Taliban factions in order to preserve their ruthless empires.  The Taliban knows how weak Karzai is and are actively seeking to topple him, installing themselves in the Afghan government as yet one more victory for conservative and oppressive jihadist Islam.  Soon enough Karzai will be killed off just like his brother.  The Taliban were not that successful at terrorizing the West, especially the United States, so they turned to what is easier:  weak Islamic governments ripe for takeover...



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Sunday, December 1, 2013

A Christmas Post: Funny Christmas Poem: Santas Curmudgeon Version of The Christmas Story











A Christmas Post: Funny Christmas Poem: Santas Curmudgeon Version of The Christmas Story: From Denny:  OK, for the naughty folks out there who enjoy some holiday sarcasm comes this silly poem sure to make you grin - or wince.

Just when everyone is tired of making nice to the relatives just read this one aloud to the gathering to cut the grumbling.  Sure to make some folks howl with delight or indignation!  Oh, look, yet another family fight during the holiday season. :)

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