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Showing posts with label Justice-Department. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justice-Department. Show all posts

Sunday, July 14, 2013

NSA Leak Satire: If You Really Believe U.S. Govt Then Awesome Investment Opportunities Available

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An officer of the Afghan National Army looks at a refurbished Mi-17 helicopter
during a function at a military airport in Kabul, Afghanistan.



From Denny:  Does anyone really believe the U.S. government and the President about this NSA leak?  No, of course not.

Are the polls running in favor of NSA leaker Edward Snowden labeled as a whistleblower rather than a traitor?  Yes, the American public really is smarter than a fifth grader though it appears the military, intelligence community (IC), Justice Department, Congress and the President cannot match wits with the American public.

So, in that vein, do I have several investment opportunities for the bone-head stupid and the gullible in our government.  They do so love to participate in the game of insider trading, coming to Washington as paupers when first elected and leaving just a few years later as millionaires.  My own Louisiana Republican Gov. Bobby Jindal did just that when he went to Washington as a Congressman.  Why not follow his corrupt example?  Capitalism careening out of control is alive and well, thriving in Washington, D.C.

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Sunday, June 23, 2013

NSA Leak Funny: White House, Justice Dept Are Dumb and Dumber Mishandling Case

Snowden
Edward Snowden, Hong Kong, June 2013/Guardian


Update: Turns out the lame Justice Department could not get Snowden's middle name correct in the extradition documents - not James but Joseph is correct.

From Denny:  This NSA Leak case is one real life raucous comedy.  A comic could not ask for better material so readily available in the news, especially of how inept the entire United States government and Justice Department look to the world.

What President Obama has accomplished is to unite the entire world against the United States in their fury of getting spied upon and so thoroughly publicly embarrassed.  Nice going, guys.

All you had to do was refuse to prosecute Snowden and then proceed to bring him in from the cold early in this drama, placing him elsewhere inside the government in a position better suited to his abilities where he really could protect the public's interests.  Instead, President Obama chooses the heavy-handed approach that demanded Snowden remain out of grasp for his own physical safety.

This wrong unwise White House-Pentagon strategy played into the hands of America's enemies so they could gleefully join in on the play just to thwart Obama's plans.  Definitely, President Obama is a lousy international chess player.  Does this President ever bother to think several moves ahead of his harsh decisions?...



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Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Colbert, Daily Show Videos: Naughty Government, Funny NSA Leaker Jokes

Stephen Colbert as the fictional Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert as the fictional Stephen Colbert (Photo credit: Wikipedia)



4 funny Stephen Colbert video clips. 2 Daily Show clips.

From Denny:  When NSA Leaker Edward Snowden poked the hornets' nest of the intelligence community (IC), the military, private contractors, the government and the Justice Department they geared up into a defensive posture like never before this week.

Their collective backlash was the usual heavy-handedness of the 800 pound gorilla, heaped upon one individual they figure is an easy win, which only made the government look worse to the casual observer, especially the enthusiastic voting demographic under the age of 30.

Clearly, the government agencies are laying out the case to the court of public opinion, hoping to turn the public against Snowden so they have an excuse to either give him the death penalty or send out another wave of assassins. It's a shameful attitude and excessive behavior.

The smart thing would have been to STFU, issue a few press statements in defense of the phone sweeping and then wait for it to blow over or get replaced by yet another news story.  But no, the nasty Justice Department and the military guys running the various intelligence agencies just couldn't leave their testosterone in the bottle.  They just had to pounce and gang up on Snowden.  So now they are creating a social martyr.  It's the usual oxymoronic display of "military intelligence."

Why such an over reaction?  What are they really hiding?  Does Snowden really know and plan to reveal something far more intimidating than what we already suspected and knew to be true about our government?  If it's true that Snowden made off with at least one million documents after only employed for a mere three months how can the government and its private contractors make the case they had in place strict difficult to break protocols to prevent what Snowden did so easily?  Are they asleep at the switch or just plain lazy?

Get this; Snowden was quickly given access to the FISA (Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court) warrant order and more related materials posted on a web server during the NSA orientation on his first day. The Chinese, the Russians and the Israelis must be laughing in their sleeves about now at the silly levels of security of which the American government places so much confidence and hope.

Special public hearings to prove the various government communities have done nothing wrong and how they have safeguarded everyone's privacy is what they are selling today. The problem with the hard sell is that it becomes increasingly obvious that something odious is on the other side of the door and the sales folks are hoping to distract us all away from it.

After all, too many of the vociferous Snowden critics and those in the military, the IC, the government's politicians own stock in those private contractors making billions of dollars from those NSA contracts and other defense industry projects.  It's more about defending their wallets than it is about justice or America's safety from terrorists.  America: Home of the Bought and Sold Government.  It's no wonder a small level guy like Snowden went public with as much as he could gather up to publish.

While most Americans understand and accept the need for surveillance, we also expect it to be reasonable.  We expect that snooping to have a targeted specific person in their sights not a regular rolling over 90-day search warrant rubber stamped by the secret FISA court.  It's annoying when the government officials keep parsing their words to be legally correct but ethically and morally deceptive.

Are you guys tired of selling your souls a little at a time every day?  Just take a look at how haggard some of Team Obama look and it's obvious they are allowing themselves to be bullied by the IC and the military generals into making decisions they know they should not.  There has been enough killing and it is a practice to which our government should not get addicted.  Get your compasses back to wisdom.  Quit trying to balance the egos in government agencies and stay straight on smart.



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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

To President Obama, FBI, CIA, NSA: Do NOT Kill NSA Leaker Snowden Once Found

The seal of the U.S. National Security Agency....
The seal of the U.S. National Security Agency. The first use was in September 1966, replacing an older seal which was used briefly. For more information, see here and here. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

From Denny:  With all the anger darting furiously all over the place from government officials concerning the NSA leaks about virtually indiscriminate secret phone sweeping upon millions, most especially furious national politicians, it's time for everyone to slow down and calm down.

It's of no help for Senators to be seen screaming threats and pronouncements on the news, especially when it is the Senate that is supposed to be the slow deliberate body constitutionally.  It sure doesn't help for DNI Clapper to be seen with such a huge tell he is lying as much as he is frustrated.  The good news is that our national intelligence director is a lousy liar.  It's time for everyone to take a deep breath, sit down and recover their cool.  None of us have the whole story yet.

More leaks are coming out and you will just have to weather the storm.  As the news is revealed then just answer as best you can in a timely fashion. Do not delay your answers and play the stupid role of cover-up.

As the FBI tracks down Edward Snowden to question him and determine just how much he really knows and has timed to release, be mindful of using wisdom in this entire matter.  If President Obama, the CIA, or the NSA have sent out assassins to kill him, then call it off now.  If any of you have thought about killing him, then think again as it would only create a bigger mess.  I see absolutely nothing has changed since the years I grew up in the CIA and I am so ready to bitch slap the first person who thinks they can step over this line and kill or harm Snowden.


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