From Denny: I had a good time combing through various databases finding these funny quotes, enjoy! "The things people will say!" :)
"I can see clearly now, the brain has gone." - Anonymous
"What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright
"Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law." - Hubert Humphrey
"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand." - Benny Hill
"I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted." - George Best
