Russia Steps Up: Gifts Snowden Asylum AND Whistleblower Status

Edward Snowden, Hong Kong, June 2013/Guardian

From Denny:  Russian President Putin surprised the world today and thoroughly infuriated the American government.

He stepped up, courageously smacking Obama in the face, and handed Snowden the gift of a life time: asylum from interrogation, torture and the death penalty in America.

What Putin also handed Snowden was standing in the court of international opinion, indirectly declaring Snowden a whistleblower instead of a traitor to his country.  Putin one, Obama definitely zero.  Other countries will follow suit and offer asylum as well within a few weeks because none of them were too thrilled at how shabbily Obama treated them...

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As usual, President Obama over played his hand and this time it was trying to match wits with a cagey ex-intelligence guy.  Well, Obama and his thuggish cohorts can't say I didn't warn them.  They were offered the easiest and most painless game plan to get themselves out of the trick box and ignored it to their detriment.  Even Putin graciously gave them quite a long time to correct their rookie mistakes as he could not believe his good fortune of this situation so easily landing in his lap.  Instead, like crazed fools Obama, Congress and the Pentagon just kept digging. They really have allowed power to go to their heads.

Check out Snowden's new refugee documents:

Maxim Shemetov / Reuters

Now that Snowden is out of the very public airport transit area the real fun begins.  Secreted to a private place he will spend time combing through all that information he thought he had to discover what he really has in his possession.

And, since Obama and his precious Pentagon sent assassins to kill him, only getting called off at the last minute by the Chief of Staff who had a brain, Snowden cannot be too interested in cooperating.  Who wants to cooperate with people who want to interrogate, torture and kill you?  Yeah, I warned Obama about that too as anyone with good sense knows you hide information with a whole pack of unrelated sources for quick release if you get killed so the dominoes will fall like a healthy Chinese Ambush.  But Obama was not ready for prime time and his thug Justice Department and thug Pentagon actually did not calculate that one.  And these are the guys we trust with our national security???

Snowden will be looking for damaging information on Booz Allen and other private contractors who are fleecing the American government and lying to the Pentagon, the intelligence community (IC) and the President.  Snowden can easily provide details for FBI investigators if they have the nerve to do their job.  They need to dig deep laying it out to the bare bone of the Pentagon as there are so very many layers of corruption.  As it is Booz Allen's CEO is busy with damage control, raising that red flag of just how bad is their guilt.  Isn't it funny how criminals think that getting out in front of an issue actually just exposes and reveals them to investigators and the public?

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Putin and I both grew up on opposite sides of the intelligence community and I know exactly what is going to be happening the next many months.  It ain't gonna be pretty and will be terribly embarrassing to powerful people who grew far too arrogant flush with absolute power.  I know what Putin is thinking and that plan is going to supply Obama's Karmic Backlash of which he was warned repeatedly but never took seriously.  Who knew it would end up that Russia would be the instrument to supply Obama's Waterloo?  It's going to be ruthless but done in proper Russian style with a profound respect for the international drama.

Meanwhile, at our house we will be filling our bowls with popcorn, sitting back and watching the Russian show. It's going to be slow and painful for Obama, the Pentagon and Congress.  Soon they will discover and share the same kind of unbearable pain the American people have experienced for years while they stood by and did nothing significant to help.  Looks like Putin is now the unintended but willing champion of the American middle class since it helps him as well.  I can hear the sound of Snowden now:  drip... drip... drip...  From Russia With Love.

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