Funny Lewis Black Duels With Texas Gov. Perry: Dont F*** With New York

 (Photo credit: Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff)

From Denny:  GOP conservatives really know how to milk their relationship with the Comedy Gods.

As a loyal and solid New Yorker, Comic Lewis Black of The Daily Show took issue with the ridiculous ad from Texas Gov. Rick Perry.

The governor was promoting his state, hoping to lure like a wicked spider, uh, to attract businesses to the Lone Star State.

The problem is that he was doing it at the expense of calling all the other states in the Union absolute putzes (code word for Richard Craniums which is a code word phrase for... yeah, you know what).

The Lewis Black Rant is famous for making us laugh so much and so loudly that the sound deafens all the worries of the world.  Take a listen and vote for New York in the competition game of life!

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Childish White House Press Secretary Pouts When Challenged By Kid Reporter

English: President Obama conducts a White House staff meeting in the Oval Office. Attendees include Press Secretary Jay Carney. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

From Denny:  If there ever was a sign that Team Obama is unraveling and spinning out of control in their second term then the Press Secretary's childish response to a 16-year-old's poignant question in a recent news briefing is reflecting it.

Press Secretary Jay Carney behaves like a man who hates his job.  He looks like he is always sucking lemons and developing ulcers for some time now.  Clearly, this guy is not a good fit for Press Secretary because he sure does not know how to relate positively to the press, especially an ardent high school student.

Just what did this teenager, Gabe Finger, an intern at the snarky conservative The Daily Caller, ask that Carney found so odious?

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NSA Leak Satire: If You Really Believe U.S. Govt Then Awesome Investment Opportunities Available

An officer of the Afghan National Army looks at a refurbished Mi-17 helicopter
during a function at a military airport in Kabul, Afghanistan.

From Denny:  Does anyone really believe the U.S. government and the President about this NSA leak?  No, of course not.

Are the polls running in favor of NSA leaker Edward Snowden labeled as a whistleblower rather than a traitor?  Yes, the American public really is smarter than a fifth grader though it appears the military, intelligence community (IC), Justice Department, Congress and the President cannot match wits with the American public.

So, in that vein, do I have several investment opportunities for the bone-head stupid and the gullible in our government.  They do so love to participate in the game of insider trading, coming to Washington as paupers when first elected and leaving just a few years later as millionaires.  My own Louisiana Republican Gov. Bobby Jindal did just that when he went to Washington as a Congressman.  Why not follow his corrupt example?  Capitalism careening out of control is alive and well, thriving in Washington, D.C.

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Funny NSA Leak Jokes, Colbert, Daily Show Videos

The seal of the U.S. National Security Agency. The first use was in September 1966, replacing an older seal which was used briefly. For more information, see here and here. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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From Denny:  While our federal government spins out of control we might as well laugh about it, especially since Congress is down to a ten percent approval rating.  Who are those lame folks?  The NSA Leaker Edward Snowden must have some seriously damning evidence about other projects or practices still secret since the government is downright rabies crazy in their pursuit of him.

Why else are the military, the FBI and the State Department all chasing Snowden and bullying any country that even considers giving asylum to him?  I'll bet Snowden does not even realize what he knows - or has in his possession - that is so terrifying for the CYA military and intelligence community (IC) if it were revealed.

Of course, because the Obama government has chosen to go down this stupid road to chase Snowden all over the world like a Where's Waldo episode, proclaiming him a dangerous fellow, it only convinces everyone that America is now a police state where individual rights are no longer honored.  More on that theme tomorrow.

Today, just laugh at how ridiculous this whole situation is when it all could have been handled with wisdom and good sense.  Instead, President Obama took the lowest road because the idiot CYA military generals are zooming him on how any leak will hurt national security.  Well, last time I checked, the sun rose this morning and I'm still here cranking out posts on my keyboard.  Oh, look, Big Brother, no terrorists in my backyard.

Be sure to enjoy my new NSA designs over at Denny Lyon Gifts (Cafe Press) for I sure was in a snarky mood when I created them.  Join the protest against Big Brother's "protection" and get your t-shirt today.

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Soon the NSA will be hiring kids as snitches.  NSA Spy Baby mocks the latest intrusion into the private lives of the world's 7 billion people.

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The Social Poets: How Do We Live Freedom and Liberty? poem: *** Celebrate America! What do Freedom and Liberty mean to you and how do you choose to live it?